Will do anything legal for money. in London

My name is Joe. I have been unemployed for almost a year, and desperately need money. I am 100% real and would do ANYTHING LEGAL if I get paid for it. I work with computers and Television installation, general household D.I.Y, Painting & Decorating. I am available for such things as; PA, assistant, waiter, butler, house maid (even though I'm Male), Baby-sitter, Someone to pick up dry-cleaning, ect. Basically, I am able to do almost ANYTHING. I have not got a driver's licence or a mode of personal transport, but I would always be on time and fully prepared.

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